It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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