My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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