worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
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One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
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We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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