I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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