Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
