Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
