i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
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I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
be right there i have to get my cape
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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