I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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