hotel room ftw
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
i out mim tonsoeep
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