Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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