im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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