When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Randomize