what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
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haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
So much Jack, so little girl.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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