My hair reeks of homosexuality.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
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I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
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Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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