who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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