There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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