god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
This is classic penis vs brain.
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I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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