Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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