i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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