You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
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It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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