Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
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just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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