11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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