he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Hello my rib-scented angel!