I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
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Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
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never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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