This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
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Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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