we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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