you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Randomize
