Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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