It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
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