it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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