North Korea, Best Korea!
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I had to cum in my sink.
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