can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
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We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
40s are totally the cure
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
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He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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