She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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