they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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