I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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