Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
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Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
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I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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