After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
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Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
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Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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