Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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