Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
In other news, I just burned my penis
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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