He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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