she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
We need a shit load of segways right now
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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