Your tits are I can't wait for
where am i from again
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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