I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
