You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
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Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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