Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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