Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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