fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
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I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
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Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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