Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
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you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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