I'm lost and stupid without you.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
how do you play pong handcuffed?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Holy shit dude........stairs
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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