Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
