no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
