# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
This baby is an asshole
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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